Why Handguns are Better Than Women
Posted by William Kapeles on September 24, 2007
This is an oldie, but a goodie and bears repeating on here!
WHY SOME MEN FAVOR HANDGUNS OVER WOMEN
#10 – YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD 44 FOR A NEW 22.
#9 – YOU CAN KEEP ONE HANDGUN AT HOME, AND HAVE
ANOTHER FOR WHEN YOU’RE ON THE ROAD.
#8 – IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND’S HANDGUN, AND
TELL HIM SO, HE WILL PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW
TIMES.
#7 – YOUR PRIMARY HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF
YOU KEEP ANOTHER HANDGUN FOR A BACK UP.
#6 – YOUR HANDGUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF
YOU RUN OUT OF AMMO.
#5 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T TAKE UP A LOT OF
CLOSET SPACE.
#4 – HANDGUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF
THE MONTH.
#3 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T ASK, “DO THESE NEW
GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?”
#2 – A HANDGUN DOESN’T MIND IF YOU GO TO
SLEEP AFTER YOU USE IT.
and, the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman
#1 – YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A HANDGUN!
wheresroxy said
Cute – I like it….
Now, can I turn it around and say “why handguns are better than men?”
William Kapeles said
Sure you can! What’s good for one is good for all. In fact, I would probably agree with most of the statements tailored to poke fun at men! Thanks for looking!
wheresroxy said
I’ll have to work on that!
Great site – and company site, y’all… Terrific stuff.
~
R.
(ps – just thought you’d like to know – IPSC competition shooter, work at a firearm magazine, and total gun-geekette.)